80's work out fanatic

Running on treadmill. Long brown frizzy haired mullet man waddles over to a treadmill in front of me. The mullet is secured with an 80's blue headband. He has huge headphones attached to his CD Player in a "workout case". Fingerless leather grips (items that are used for those who are knowledgable about working out...believe me this man was not) are on his hands matching blue sweat bands around his wrists. A biking t-shirt and shiny tight spandex shorts that squished around and accentuate his bulge. GROSS.