Fierce Chicken Decals

Pick up trucks that look fine except for the decal of a fierce chicken painted into the trucks rear. The artist attempted to make him look scary...but he was a chicken. To be exact, he was a chicklet.

Running into your ex at the mall food court in sweatpants.

Like seriously? Could we get more cliche? I felt like i was in a stupid chick lit book. At least I have a boyfriend and was not carrying my dirty underwear in a laundry basket.

-Amanda

Mouth-breathers:

1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.

Provided my blogger in training: Jen Beekman

Bane of Our Existence: Post Numero Uno

1. When I try on my boyfriend's pants as a joke. And the waist is tight on me.